watching movies about aliens invading earth.
I believed it was a phase I had gone through, similar to watching movies about vampires, zombies, werebeings, evil puppets, evil dolls, monkeys who talked, fellows named Michael, Jason, and Freddie, men dressed in black, and my favorite–the original Star Trek.
Over the years I enjoyed watching all these types of shows–including cataclysmic end-of-the-world stories.
Then I simply lost interest in them. Maybe, I thought, you need a younger imagination to get caught up in something that was so out there. Maybe I had lost the capacity to believe in the unbelievable.
The other night we inadvertently started watching Cowboys & Aliens. Instead of watching just two minutes, then laughing and switching channels, we watched, and watched. Okay, so I was caught up in the story. A good classic Western with a twist. With producers that included the names Ron Howard and Steven Spielberg, and stars Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford putting on serious faces [not playing for camp as I originally thought], how could you go wrong?
After watching alien fighting ships blast a typical Western town and snatch up some of the townspeople, I had to see what these scumbag creatures looked like and how these people from 1873 were going to save the world [and themselves].
So, there for a little while I was able to believe in the story. It was well made and had a good ending.
Here's a trailer for Cowboys & Aliens
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I'm sure I heard the title of this movie mentioned a year ago when it first came out. And I must've laughed at the absurdity of it.
I need to wake up that sleeping imagination.
– Cat
Sunday, January 13, 2013
Monday, December 17, 2012
Playing with Words
As some might say:
This post is apropos of nothing
Meaning:
Without reference to anything.
Without any apparent reason or purpose.
But it highlights one of the oddities of the English language.
Something like those nonsensical rules of some plurals, like if the plural for goose is geese, why isn't the plural of moose meese?
Or if one is mouse and more is mice
And one is louse and more is lice
Why isn't douse the singular of dice?
When we speak of one human, we say, well, human
when we speak of more than one human, we say humans
yet, one man is man, more than one man is men
It follows that more than one human should be humen
Why is this not so?
And just to split hairs further, we could say a human is a man.
A woman could be a huwoman
Well, that's not easy to say, so human woman would have to do.
But there we go again using the word man twice to describe the other gender.
I could have the same argument with female. Shouldn't there be a word that does not rely on a masculine root word? [Even the word she is dependent on the word he]
Yes of course, there is the word lady. But I have heard many that could be called that word insist it has bad connotations and they do not like to be called lady.
[Girl and boy don't count as they are words for children.]
We have to celebrate that there is a completely different word for a possessive pronoun – his and her[s].
So, wowee!
And you have to admit the words masculine and feminine are different, except for the final ine.
-- Cat [who, guess what, could be called feminist--]
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
Most Magic Moment
At last! It's 12:12 on 12/12/12
I've been waiting for this exact moment since 11:11 on 11/11/11
What the significance of this moment is, I cannot say.
But there will not be another such until 1:1 on 1/1/1 [that's 2101--89 years from now]
I wonder if anyone will be around to mark that moment.
The doomsday predictor in me says no.
At least not on this planet.
Cat
I've been waiting for this exact moment since 11:11 on 11/11/11
What the significance of this moment is, I cannot say.
But there will not be another such until 1:1 on 1/1/1 [that's 2101--89 years from now]
I wonder if anyone will be around to mark that moment.
The doomsday predictor in me says no.
At least not on this planet.
Cat
Sunday, November 11, 2012
Remembrance Day
I have two different music videos posted today to commemorate the brave soldiers who have died for their country and for peace.
Since I first heard it in 1985, I've loved the song Brothers in Arms by Dire Straits. The lyrics are moving and so appropriate for the message they send.
This is a powerful video of the song and shows the horror, the senselessness, and stupidity of war. Who gains? A wealthy few. Who loses? Everyone.
I heard The White Cliffs of Dover by Vera Lynn on Remembrance Day several years ago on CBC public radio.
The song was written in 1941 and recorded in 1942, when Europe was in the grip of the second world war. An immensely popular song, it's filled with hope that there will be an end, there will be an 'after.'
Can we now, seventy years later, still have that hope?
I cry when I hear both of these.
-- Cat
Saturday, November 03, 2012
Time passes
I saw a TV commercial, for toothpaste I think, that said the average person smiles fifty times a day. That's probably forty-seven times more than I smile per day.
No explanation, no excuse.
~
So, I was playing a game of Hearts on my computer.
Playing against West, North, and East, I wasn't doing too badly. I was up to 53% games won! I did not feel guilty when I called my opponents bad names when I thought they were particularly mean to me, and I gloated shamelessly when I won a game. "Take that, North." "Serves you right, West" "East, you are a ----- [insert suitable insult].
Then I made a huge mistake. I gave my computer opponents real names
And wouldn't you know it, my winning percentage began to drop. 48, 42, 37....
Eek!
Because my opponents had come to life, in a manner of speaking, I was more careful about using, ahem, colorful language when things didn't go my way. And I didn't often have reason to gloat.
When my percentage stats hit 31, I went on hiatus.
Once my holiday is over, I will reset the counter and go back to playing West, North, and East.
My computer is used to being bludgeoned with words.
And I would like to win again.
--Cat
No explanation, no excuse.
~
So, I was playing a game of Hearts on my computer.
Playing against West, North, and East, I wasn't doing too badly. I was up to 53% games won! I did not feel guilty when I called my opponents bad names when I thought they were particularly mean to me, and I gloated shamelessly when I won a game. "Take that, North." "Serves you right, West" "East, you are a ----- [insert suitable insult].
Then I made a huge mistake. I gave my computer opponents real names
And wouldn't you know it, my winning percentage began to drop. 48, 42, 37....
Eek!
Because my opponents had come to life, in a manner of speaking, I was more careful about using, ahem, colorful language when things didn't go my way. And I didn't often have reason to gloat.
When my percentage stats hit 31, I went on hiatus.
Once my holiday is over, I will reset the counter and go back to playing West, North, and East.
My computer is used to being bludgeoned with words.
And I would like to win again.
--Cat
Tuesday, October 02, 2012
Wednesday, September 05, 2012
A hooting good time
It was mid August. August 15th, to be exact.
And it was past midnight.
We were watching TV, the windows open wide, for the day had been hot and we wanted to catch the cool night air.
I heard laughter and shouting in the distance.
Every summer young people often gather and party in the big park a few blocks away.
"Party animals." We smiled, glad we didn't live across the street from the park, that we were buffered by a thick green zone of tall spruces and cedars.
The sounds continued, louder hooting and hollering. "Wild party animals."
My daughter-in-law came up from the basement, smiling.
"Do you hear that noise? I think it's owls mating."
We went on the deck and listened.
It was party animals all right. The very wild kind. The owl kind, making noises we had never heard before. Much louder than the usual hoo hoo, an almost sweet lonesome sound we hear every night.
No. This was series of intensifying hoo hoo's leading up to a crescendo, ending with what sounded like laughter.
I did some research and found this:
Explains it all: owls being owls, territorial huffing and puffing.
It was a wee bit more interesting when we thought they were partying, Hefner style.
But neat nonetheless.
– Cat
And it was past midnight.
We were watching TV, the windows open wide, for the day had been hot and we wanted to catch the cool night air.
I heard laughter and shouting in the distance.
Every summer young people often gather and party in the big park a few blocks away.
"Party animals." We smiled, glad we didn't live across the street from the park, that we were buffered by a thick green zone of tall spruces and cedars.
The sounds continued, louder hooting and hollering. "Wild party animals."
My daughter-in-law came up from the basement, smiling.
"Do you hear that noise? I think it's owls mating."
We went on the deck and listened.
It was party animals all right. The very wild kind. The owl kind, making noises we had never heard before. Much louder than the usual hoo hoo, an almost sweet lonesome sound we hear every night.
No. This was series of intensifying hoo hoo's leading up to a crescendo, ending with what sounded like laughter.
I did some research and found this:
Explains it all: owls being owls, territorial huffing and puffing.
It was a wee bit more interesting when we thought they were partying, Hefner style.
But neat nonetheless.
– Cat
Friday, August 31, 2012
The Moon, August 31, 2012
I saw the moon tonight – it was wonderfully clear and bright – and I remembered hearing that this full moon was going to be a blue moon.
Although most months have one full moon [it occurs every 29.5 days], August of this year is one of the special months that have two full moons: August 2 and August 31.
The moon is never really blue, but apparently at times it can appear blue if somewhere in the world a volcano is spewing ash into the atmosphere.
The expression "once in a blue moon" naturally refers to a rare event. I first read this phrase in a British book when I was a kid. I thought it was only a fanciful expression and was amazed to learn it was based on a real occurrence.
And of course I have to add a video of the wonderful ballad Blue Moon, written in 1934 by Richard Rodgers and Lorenz Hart, performed by Nat King Cole. This has nothing to do with the astronomical event, but it's a great song that needs to be shared!
--Cat
Monday, August 13, 2012
One for the lefties
Yes! Here is truly a day for me.
August 13th – International Lefthanders Day – Promotes and raises awareness about the inconveniences experienced by left-handed people in the world today, observed since 1976.
http://www.lefthandersday.com/
Wait a minute, I thought. True, I was born left-handed. But in those olden days in some countries, people [obviously the righties] believed there was something sinister about the left-handed.
Per stackexchange.com –
In the past, to be left-handed was considered touched by the Devil. As Wikipedia notes:
Historically, the left side, and subsequently left-handedness, was considered negative in many cultures. The Latin word sinistra originally meant "left" but took on meanings of "evil" or "unlucky" by the Classical Latin era, and this double meaning survives in European derivatives of Latin, and in the English word "sinister".
Meanings gradually developed from use of these terms in the ancient languages. In many modern European languages, including English, the word for the direction "right" also means "correct" or "proper", and also stands for authority and justice.
So, if you were left-handed or sinister, you were associated with evil. In time, sinister itself meant evil and threatening. EtymOnline said that sinister attained this meaning in the early 15th century.
Because these old superstitions were still around when I was small, I was trained to use my right hand for most everything except writing. [I'm told I fussed too much.] Therefore I never experienced the inconveniences true left-handed people face every day.
I've never had problems with scissors, knives, saws [all sharp objects, notice]. I can ride a motorbike, use a mouse, a sewing machine and all the hundreds of things that are designed to be used by the righthander.
So I'm only partially entitled to call International Lefthanders Day my day. I'm surely less than half qualified, but since writing, drawing, etc. can be seen as important, I will say one half of me [the left half] will celebrate this day.
I want to note that many who are born right-handed bat and throw a baseball, bowl, golf, etc. with their left hand. Isn't life strange?
Some people tend to overthink this left-sided right-sided thing and pigeonhole everyone into categories: for example, more serial killers are left-handed, more models are right-handed... [Okay, I just made that up, but this is an example of what's going on].
Interestingly, five of the last seven American presidents have been left-handed. Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan and George Bush Sr.
Among other notables who used their left-hands — Julius Caesar, Charlemagne, Alexander the Great, Queen Victoria, Winston Churchill.
Canada has not had any left-handed prime ministers.
These things are only important because left-handers have been seen by others as "different." Otherwise, who cares?
That all said, I do feel a slight kinship with other lefthanders. But that's only because we have something in common. I might admire them or I might think they're nuts.
I always felt odd writing in front of other people. I guess it's the awkward looking curl of the hand that looks like you're trying to hide something.
A gawking customer who watched me write out a receipt told me, "It's fascinating the way you people [you people must be lefties] can write that way."
He wasn't the only one that remarked on the way I wrote or looked at me as if I were from outer space.
So maybe there is something different – and sinister – about me after all.
– Cat
August 13th – International Lefthanders Day – Promotes and raises awareness about the inconveniences experienced by left-handed people in the world today, observed since 1976.
http://www.lefthandersday.com/
Wait a minute, I thought. True, I was born left-handed. But in those olden days in some countries, people [obviously the righties] believed there was something sinister about the left-handed.
Per stackexchange.com –
In the past, to be left-handed was considered touched by the Devil. As Wikipedia notes:
Historically, the left side, and subsequently left-handedness, was considered negative in many cultures. The Latin word sinistra originally meant "left" but took on meanings of "evil" or "unlucky" by the Classical Latin era, and this double meaning survives in European derivatives of Latin, and in the English word "sinister".
Meanings gradually developed from use of these terms in the ancient languages. In many modern European languages, including English, the word for the direction "right" also means "correct" or "proper", and also stands for authority and justice.
So, if you were left-handed or sinister, you were associated with evil. In time, sinister itself meant evil and threatening. EtymOnline said that sinister attained this meaning in the early 15th century.
Because these old superstitions were still around when I was small, I was trained to use my right hand for most everything except writing. [I'm told I fussed too much.] Therefore I never experienced the inconveniences true left-handed people face every day.
I've never had problems with scissors, knives, saws [all sharp objects, notice]. I can ride a motorbike, use a mouse, a sewing machine and all the hundreds of things that are designed to be used by the righthander.
So I'm only partially entitled to call International Lefthanders Day my day. I'm surely less than half qualified, but since writing, drawing, etc. can be seen as important, I will say one half of me [the left half] will celebrate this day.
I want to note that many who are born right-handed bat and throw a baseball, bowl, golf, etc. with their left hand. Isn't life strange?
Some people tend to overthink this left-sided right-sided thing and pigeonhole everyone into categories: for example, more serial killers are left-handed, more models are right-handed... [Okay, I just made that up, but this is an example of what's going on].
Interestingly, five of the last seven American presidents have been left-handed. Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan and George Bush Sr.
Among other notables who used their left-hands — Julius Caesar, Charlemagne, Alexander the Great, Queen Victoria, Winston Churchill.
Canada has not had any left-handed prime ministers.
These things are only important because left-handers have been seen by others as "different." Otherwise, who cares?
That all said, I do feel a slight kinship with other lefthanders. But that's only because we have something in common. I might admire them or I might think they're nuts.
I always felt odd writing in front of other people. I guess it's the awkward looking curl of the hand that looks like you're trying to hide something.
A gawking customer who watched me write out a receipt told me, "It's fascinating the way you people [you people must be lefties] can write that way."
He wasn't the only one that remarked on the way I wrote or looked at me as if I were from outer space.
So maybe there is something different – and sinister – about me after all.
– Cat
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Ingenious, not
One of my daily newsletters indicated August 9th is a holiday --
UN International Day of the World's Indigenous People.
I took a brief glance and misread it as the World's Ingeneous People.
At last, I thought, a day for me!
The glow quickly faded when I read that the day "Promotes the protection of the rights of the world's indigenous populations and recognizes the various contributions that indigenous peoples have made to society."
I am excluded by the meaning of the word indigenous.
Well, I guess I am also excluded as I have not made any contributions to society.
So I am doubly excluded.
My day was better before I read this.
But let's hear it for the indigenous peoples of the world. They deserve to have protection of their rights.
It does leave me thinking, though, that all the people in the world were at one time indigenous to a certain place. What would the world look like if no one had left their indigenous homes in search of adventure, new lands, gold?
Maybe that's just a silly thought, one of many I have.
Now I will wait to see if they have an International Day of the Silly People of the World.
– Cat
UN International Day of the World's Indigenous People.
I took a brief glance and misread it as the World's Ingeneous People.
At last, I thought, a day for me!
The glow quickly faded when I read that the day "Promotes the protection of the rights of the world's indigenous populations and recognizes the various contributions that indigenous peoples have made to society."
I am excluded by the meaning of the word indigenous.
Well, I guess I am also excluded as I have not made any contributions to society.
So I am doubly excluded.
My day was better before I read this.
But let's hear it for the indigenous peoples of the world. They deserve to have protection of their rights.
It does leave me thinking, though, that all the people in the world were at one time indigenous to a certain place. What would the world look like if no one had left their indigenous homes in search of adventure, new lands, gold?
Maybe that's just a silly thought, one of many I have.
Now I will wait to see if they have an International Day of the Silly People of the World.
– Cat
Sunday, July 01, 2012
Oh, Canada
Today, July 1st, was Canada Day.
It's great to see patriotism on display everywhere.
We had a beautiful day and tonight at dusk my son lit off some fireworks in the driveway. I was sitting in my office, the window wide open, and I heard the fireworks explode and some children in the neighborhood oohing and aahing at each burst.
And then a chorus of small sweet voices sang the national anthem, O Canada, and finished with a cheer and the words, "Thank you, Canada!"
It was a perfect moment in time.
Thank you, Canada!
-- Cat
It's great to see patriotism on display everywhere.
We had a beautiful day and tonight at dusk my son lit off some fireworks in the driveway. I was sitting in my office, the window wide open, and I heard the fireworks explode and some children in the neighborhood oohing and aahing at each burst.
And then a chorus of small sweet voices sang the national anthem, O Canada, and finished with a cheer and the words, "Thank you, Canada!"
It was a perfect moment in time.
Thank you, Canada!
-- Cat
Sunday, June 24, 2012
Musical Interlude
Gary Moore - Still got the Blues
Great blues from 1990
Secret Garden - Moongate [2007]
Simply because ...
--Cat
Great blues from 1990
Secret Garden - Moongate [2007]
Simply because ...
--Cat
Friday, June 15, 2012
Another scam, another scare
The phone rang this morning. Call display showed it originated in Washington from a toll-free number.
I've had enough of those to know what to expect.
A lady with a thick South Asian accent told me Microsoft, who constantly monitors such things, [Yeah...!?] has determined my computer was in imminent danger of being infected by a terrible virus. The infection would destroy everything on my computer, render it a useless shell. She, of course, was authorized to help me stop this from happening.
I told her I had an excellent program that would prevent any threat or virus from damaging my system. I felt well protected and didn't need help from the outside. Besides, how could she tell that I was infected?
She said she would show me if I press the Windows key on the bottom left of the keyboard and hold down the R key at the same time. I told her I was not going to do this, thank you anyway but I didn't need her help. Goodbye.
I found many referrals to this scam on the Internet. The Windows key+R opens the "run" line. It's presumed the caller spells out a certain executable program to type in, which gives them full control of your computer and all the information on it. One person noted he told the caller he had a Macintosh computer, thus no Windows key. This confused the caller who said she would have to get her supervisor to solve the problem.
If I had been more quick I could have told the lady I had the run line open, then typed out her instructions on to a text file and sent it all to Internet cops, whoever they are.
Or maybe Bill Gates should know what's going down.
Foolish me. I'm sure Mr. Gates already knows. I read somewhere that just holding down the Windows key gives him and his gang a window into your computer. [A window – get it?]
Is this paranoid, or what? I put it right up there with those people who think our TVs are all equipped with little cameras and microphones, and our phone lines are all bugged.
Then again, how many of you have watched in wonder as a technician from the cable company takes control of your television set from their office in another city?
It has come to pass. Big Someone is watching you. Trust no one.
Is this paranoid, or what? I put it right up there with those people who think our TVs are all equipped with little cameras and microphones, and our phone lines are all bugged.
Then again, how many of you have watched in wonder as a technician from the cable company takes control of your television set from their office in another city?
It has come to pass. Big Someone is watching you. Trust no one.
– Cat
Saturday, May 26, 2012
The Final Frontier
So Dragon, the first commercial spacecraft, carries among supplies and other equipment for the international space station, 308 canisters of ashes to be disbursed into the great void. At a cost of $3000 per it doesn't seem a great amount, especially compared to the million dollars plus that has been quoted it would cost a live person to visit the space station.
Included among the canisters are the ashes of James Doohan, who played Scotty on the original Star Trek series. How appropriate to have his remains suspended in space for all eternity. For anyone, I would say.
I always wanted my ashes to be spread into the ocean, preferably somewhere warm -- Tahiti, Hawaii, where a warm current circulates.
I always wanted my ashes to be spread into the ocean, preferably somewhere warm -- Tahiti, Hawaii, where a warm current circulates.
I'm close to changing my mind. The more I think about it, the more inclined I am to opt for the vastness of space.
I do have questions, though. We've all seen how the absence of gravity causes liquids to float around in one blob. Will the ashes do the same thing – cling together and create a solid mass? What happens if gravity exerted by a passing asteroid or meteor attracts the ashes? Or if they float close enough to a planet or a moon to be sucked down? How about a spaceship returning to Earth? So you end up back in the place where you hadn't wanted to be in the first place...
Would any of this happen? Could any of this happen? Does it really matter?
I still have some childhood dreams of blasting off into outer space. Maybe that will be the way to come full circle.
-- Cat
Monday, February 20, 2012
Modern Devices
I must be getting loopy.
Today I found myself talking to a robot vacuum as it trolled the room. "Over here," I said, pointing. "You missed a spot."
Naturally, it ignored me.
It just needed a little nudge to move in the right direction, and it soon efficiently completed the task.
Somewhat like some people.
Or maybe, like some people, it just has a mind of its own.
Come to think of it, I often talk to my computer. It can be pretty obstinate about certain things. When that happens and I am about as frustrated as I can be, I pull the plug and say, "Take that!" And when I turn it back on it's as sweet as anything and pretends nothing bad ever happened.
Like some people.
--Cat
Wednesday, January 04, 2012
e-books and all that
I received an e-book reader for Christmas.
Yes, it had to happen. Technology, and all that. And the floors in my office are sagging under the weight of hundreds of books, big hefty ones, tall skinny ones, hardback, soft back, new, old, and older.
However, can I say "the writing is on the wall" while keeping a straight face?
I love the idea of hundreds of books in a "library" sized 5 x 7 x 1/2 inch and weighing a couple of ounces. I can buy books without leaving my house, my office, my chair. I know I will have much use of this e-reader.
And yet... I love books that are more than mere phantoms existing in a place called cyberspace. I love the feel of a book in my hands, I love turning pages made of paper, I love looking at pictures, I love the smell of paper and print and binding. How can I abandon something that's been a big part of my life since I was a child, that exists in reality, a 3-D tangible object and replace it with something that is zapped through the air from a virtual plane?
Yes, yes the future is now. Save the trees. Save space, save money.
To that, I say bah, humbug.
The Joy of Books
--Cat
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Musical Interlude -- The ghosts of ....
Calling up the past, I'm posting a couple of favorites, and some poignant dark humor ...
The Shadows – Cavatina [1979]
Simon and Garfunkel – The Only Living Boy in New York [1970]
And finally, based on the much-loved Calvin and Hobbes comic strip which ran from 1985 to 1995
Merry Christmas!
–-Cat
The Shadows – Cavatina [1979]
Simon and Garfunkel – The Only Living Boy in New York [1970]
And finally, based on the much-loved Calvin and Hobbes comic strip which ran from 1985 to 1995
Merry Christmas!
–-Cat
Friday, November 18, 2011
Another inconsequential meandering ...
Today we had snow!
With the temperature now hovering near the freezing mark, I fondly recall an unusually warm September evening, two scant months ago.
My office window was wide open to cool the room, yet no breeze stirred the air. I was listening to Santana's Smooth when I heard a rustling sound just below the window, where shrubs grow thick and flowers bloom all summer and into the fall.
An animal, I thought, perhaps attracted by the music. And I wondered, do animals hear music as music? Or is it simply sound to them, part of the background noise that comes with society?
Of course animals hear. [I discovered spiders can hear when a very large spider appeared in my basement. I said, "eek!" The spider jumped six inches into the air, then scurried on.] Animals differentiate loud and angry from soft and calm. They know the roar of a motor, the crack of thunder, children laughing.
Some dogs and cats, some wild things, too, howl along to certain tones. But do animals hear the beat, the rhythm, the shades of music? Do they feel it? Do they rock to the Rolling Stones? Sway to jazz, tap their paws to upbeat dance tempo, weep to the sad violins of Schubert's Serenade? Was a cat, mouse, maybe even a snake listening enrapt to Santana?
An intriguing thought, made all the more possible when the song ended and whatever had been there rustled away.
Then reality, as it always does, popped my little bubble of fantasy. You see, my husband had been outside watering flowers, and the sound I heard had been him dragging the hose through the shrubbery.
I don't give up easily, though. I spent some time at You Tube where a dedicated searcher can find anything rather quickly, and found a few videos that could confirm that yes, animals hear music as music.
Decide for yourself.
--Cat
With the temperature now hovering near the freezing mark, I fondly recall an unusually warm September evening, two scant months ago.
My office window was wide open to cool the room, yet no breeze stirred the air. I was listening to Santana's Smooth when I heard a rustling sound just below the window, where shrubs grow thick and flowers bloom all summer and into the fall.
An animal, I thought, perhaps attracted by the music. And I wondered, do animals hear music as music? Or is it simply sound to them, part of the background noise that comes with society?
Of course animals hear. [I discovered spiders can hear when a very large spider appeared in my basement. I said, "eek!" The spider jumped six inches into the air, then scurried on.] Animals differentiate loud and angry from soft and calm. They know the roar of a motor, the crack of thunder, children laughing.
Some dogs and cats, some wild things, too, howl along to certain tones. But do animals hear the beat, the rhythm, the shades of music? Do they feel it? Do they rock to the Rolling Stones? Sway to jazz, tap their paws to upbeat dance tempo, weep to the sad violins of Schubert's Serenade? Was a cat, mouse, maybe even a snake listening enrapt to Santana?
An intriguing thought, made all the more possible when the song ended and whatever had been there rustled away.
Then reality, as it always does, popped my little bubble of fantasy. You see, my husband had been outside watering flowers, and the sound I heard had been him dragging the hose through the shrubbery.
I don't give up easily, though. I spent some time at You Tube where a dedicated searcher can find anything rather quickly, and found a few videos that could confirm that yes, animals hear music as music.
Decide for yourself.
--Cat
Wednesday, November 02, 2011
Hallowe'en
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
And the winner is. . .
New Zealand! 8-7 over France.
The same way I watched the beginning of the first game, I watched the end of the final game, and parts of many games in between.
While I still don't know all the rules, I was able to follow what was happening.
The last game was a nail biter – it could have gone either way.
Rugby is a tough sport, the toughest I've ever seen, definitely not a vanity sport. These rugged players from all over the world won my respect.
Well done, all the teams. Well done, New Zealand All Blacks!
--Cat
The same way I watched the beginning of the first game, I watched the end of the final game, and parts of many games in between.
While I still don't know all the rules, I was able to follow what was happening.
The last game was a nail biter – it could have gone either way.
Rugby is a tough sport, the toughest I've ever seen, definitely not a vanity sport. These rugged players from all over the world won my respect.
Well done, all the teams. Well done, New Zealand All Blacks!
--Cat
Monday, October 03, 2011
In Memoriam -- K F Hartwell
I wrote this poem for the fifth anniversary of my father's death. I've revised it to reflect the tenth year. I sit at his desk, surrounded by his books and feel his spirit beside me.
In Memoriam
Ten years, Dad, since you’ve been gone.
And here’s a new October dawn.
Ten years passed like one moment in time, the blink of an eye,
a solemn whisper, a small sad sigh.
We miss your music, miss your voice, your wisdom and your cheer.
The world has changed since you’ve been gone, for you’re no longer here.
The space is dark and empty you once so brightly filled,
but we are not forsaken; you're here beside us still.
Your words still clearly echo, your hands, with love, still guide
As we reflect upon the past with tears, with smiles, with pride.
Ten years now since you’ve been gone,
And we, the living, must live on.
--Cathrine
It is not length of life, but depth of life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Friday, September 09, 2011
My First Rugby Game
Last night I was channel surfing when I came across the opening ceremonies for the 2011 Rugby World Cup, in Auckland New Zealand. It was a grand spectacle, lights, music, dance, incorporating aboriginal moves with classical and modern.
After the grand fireworks display ended, the first rugby game began. I had never seen this game played so thought I would watch. I had the impression that it was like football, a game whose intricate principles I have never understood. Well, I know what a touchdown is, but because I don't get it, I am bored.
The teams from New Zealand and Tonga marched onto the field and formed a long line. The national anthems played, and it was a lovely display of patriotism for each country. They regrouped, team glaring at team. Then, with the unison of a well-rehearsed chorus line, the Tonga team huffed and puffed, made belligerent hand gestures, and shouted out what must be their team song, their voices harsh, faces mean.
New Zealand's turn. Oh yes, these men were also skillfully choreographed and showed equal fist-pumping anger. I watched in astonishment. Was this an ancient male prewar ritual? These teams were ready to do battle.
I was reminded of a nature show I recently watched where two handsome male birds fluffed their feathers and strutted about, baiting each other, cawing, their goal to impress the female bird who stood coyly waiting. They menaced and charged toward each other until one backed out of the game.
Instead of a coy female, the prize here was – The Ball.
The game began in earnest. Wow, those goal posts stood close together. This ought to be interesting, I thought. And it was. Rugby players do not wear the humongous padding that our football players wear. [Why? Is our football so much more dangerous? How can I now not think of these well padded footballers as, well, sissies?]
This is impressive. Everyone piles on the player who has the ball. That may be the same as our football, but there it seems the similarity ends. There are no whistles, no interminable stopping of the clock, no advancing two yards or two inches, or whatever. Someone wriggles the ball out of the pile and runs with it, dodges the opposing team, then throws it to a teammate, who throws it to another, and so on until there is another pileup.
I could understand what these people were doing. The trick was to form a line and not let the opponent get through to the goal. [We played a kiddie version of this in grade school, without the ferocity, without the pileups.]
All in all I found it a fast-moving game, with players constantly moving about, passing the ball, or jumping into a big pile on the one who has it. I didn't watch the entire game, but I hear New Zealand won 41-10. This may have been the first and last rugby game I watch, but I'm interested enough to keep up with the results.
And I have to say, I'm impressed.
-– Cat
After the grand fireworks display ended, the first rugby game began. I had never seen this game played so thought I would watch. I had the impression that it was like football, a game whose intricate principles I have never understood. Well, I know what a touchdown is, but because I don't get it, I am bored.
The teams from New Zealand and Tonga marched onto the field and formed a long line. The national anthems played, and it was a lovely display of patriotism for each country. They regrouped, team glaring at team. Then, with the unison of a well-rehearsed chorus line, the Tonga team huffed and puffed, made belligerent hand gestures, and shouted out what must be their team song, their voices harsh, faces mean.
New Zealand's turn. Oh yes, these men were also skillfully choreographed and showed equal fist-pumping anger. I watched in astonishment. Was this an ancient male prewar ritual? These teams were ready to do battle.
I was reminded of a nature show I recently watched where two handsome male birds fluffed their feathers and strutted about, baiting each other, cawing, their goal to impress the female bird who stood coyly waiting. They menaced and charged toward each other until one backed out of the game.
Instead of a coy female, the prize here was – The Ball.
The game began in earnest. Wow, those goal posts stood close together. This ought to be interesting, I thought. And it was. Rugby players do not wear the humongous padding that our football players wear. [Why? Is our football so much more dangerous? How can I now not think of these well padded footballers as, well, sissies?]
This is impressive. Everyone piles on the player who has the ball. That may be the same as our football, but there it seems the similarity ends. There are no whistles, no interminable stopping of the clock, no advancing two yards or two inches, or whatever. Someone wriggles the ball out of the pile and runs with it, dodges the opposing team, then throws it to a teammate, who throws it to another, and so on until there is another pileup.
I could understand what these people were doing. The trick was to form a line and not let the opponent get through to the goal. [We played a kiddie version of this in grade school, without the ferocity, without the pileups.]
All in all I found it a fast-moving game, with players constantly moving about, passing the ball, or jumping into a big pile on the one who has it. I didn't watch the entire game, but I hear New Zealand won 41-10. This may have been the first and last rugby game I watch, but I'm interested enough to keep up with the results.
And I have to say, I'm impressed.
-– Cat
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Because some days . . .
. . . no matter how warm and bright, are just plain shitty . . .
Chris Rhea -- The Road to Hell
from 1989, yet could have been written yesterday/
Sometimes the world is just too much . . .
It seems to have been so forever. This was written in 1807. Wordsworth would like to return to a time when man worshiped nature and the old gods.
William Wordsworth
The World Is Too Much with Us
The world is too much with us; late and soon,
Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers;
Little we see in Nature that is ours;
We have given our hearts away, a sordid boon!
This Sea that bares her bosom to the moon,
The winds that will be howling at all hours,
And are up-gathered now like sleeping flowers,
For this, for everything, we are out of tune;
It moves us not.--Great God! I'd rather be
A Pagan suckled in a creed outworn;
So might I, standing on this pleasant lea,
Have glimpses that would make me less forlorn;
Have sight of Proteus rising from the sea;
Or hear old Triton blow his wreathed horn.
--Cat
Chris Rhea -- The Road to Hell
from 1989, yet could have been written yesterday/
Sometimes the world is just too much . . .
It seems to have been so forever. This was written in 1807. Wordsworth would like to return to a time when man worshiped nature and the old gods.
William Wordsworth
The World Is Too Much with Us
The world is too much with us; late and soon,
Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers;
Little we see in Nature that is ours;
We have given our hearts away, a sordid boon!
This Sea that bares her bosom to the moon,
The winds that will be howling at all hours,
And are up-gathered now like sleeping flowers,
For this, for everything, we are out of tune;
It moves us not.--Great God! I'd rather be
A Pagan suckled in a creed outworn;
So might I, standing on this pleasant lea,
Have glimpses that would make me less forlorn;
Have sight of Proteus rising from the sea;
Or hear old Triton blow his wreathed horn.
--Cat
Thursday, August 04, 2011
Summer Flowers
Friday, April 29, 2011
Saxy music
When my son was in seventh grade he was required to take Band. As he would learn to play a musical instrument--not provided by the school--he announced with great excitement he had chosen to learn the saxophone.
To the music store we went in anticipation. Ouch. Saxophones = much money. (I distinctly recall playing a triangle in elementary school band. Supplied by the school.)
The store owner wisely advised us not to purchase the saxophone outright, so we opted for the rent-to-buy plan. Yes, he knew that most kids' initial eagerness to learn this beautiful, shiny instrument waned after the first year.
Not so, Son assured us. He would learn to play like a pro. He would practice, practice, practice.
I have a fun memory of him and his buddy sitting in our living room for about an hour with their brand new saxes making all sorts of horrible sounds. I'm sure the neighbors up and down the block also heard the clamor.
Well, he learned to make the proper sounds and string them together in a progressively smoother manner. He practiced, he cleaned and buffed.
Ah, we thought. Could he aspire to the lofty heights attained by Charlie Parker and John Coltrane? Were we listening to a budding Kenny G?
Grandiose delusions aside, here comes the inevitable however . . .
His interest, although less keen, lasted through eighth grade. He reached a plateau, not the apex for which he'd once aimed. Improvements ended, regular practice sessions dwindled. He was no longer "into" playing a sax.
Yes. Puberty.
We returned the instrument to the store. No one said, "I told you so."
Somewhere, we have a picture of him and his gleaming sax. Somewhere, we have a video of his band concert.
Must find them.
Two of my favorites:
Sonny Rollins accompanies Leonard Cohen in Who by Fire
Candy Dulfer plays Lily Was Here from the 1989 movie of the same name. Dave Stewart on guitar.
--Cat
To the music store we went in anticipation. Ouch. Saxophones = much money. (I distinctly recall playing a triangle in elementary school band. Supplied by the school.)
The store owner wisely advised us not to purchase the saxophone outright, so we opted for the rent-to-buy plan. Yes, he knew that most kids' initial eagerness to learn this beautiful, shiny instrument waned after the first year.
Not so, Son assured us. He would learn to play like a pro. He would practice, practice, practice.
I have a fun memory of him and his buddy sitting in our living room for about an hour with their brand new saxes making all sorts of horrible sounds. I'm sure the neighbors up and down the block also heard the clamor.
Well, he learned to make the proper sounds and string them together in a progressively smoother manner. He practiced, he cleaned and buffed.
Ah, we thought. Could he aspire to the lofty heights attained by Charlie Parker and John Coltrane? Were we listening to a budding Kenny G?
Grandiose delusions aside, here comes the inevitable however . . .
His interest, although less keen, lasted through eighth grade. He reached a plateau, not the apex for which he'd once aimed. Improvements ended, regular practice sessions dwindled. He was no longer "into" playing a sax.
Yes. Puberty.
We returned the instrument to the store. No one said, "I told you so."
Somewhere, we have a picture of him and his gleaming sax. Somewhere, we have a video of his band concert.
Must find them.
Two of my favorites:
Sonny Rollins accompanies Leonard Cohen in Who by Fire
Candy Dulfer plays Lily Was Here from the 1989 movie of the same name. Dave Stewart on guitar.
--Cat
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Never underestimate the power
Horrifying reminder of nature's awesome power--
Heart-breaking tragedy for the nation of Japan.
We hold our collective breaths as we wait for news.
Quote:
We have resolved to endure the unendurable and suffer what is insufferable.
Hirohito (Japanese Emperor, 1901-1989)
--Cat
Heart-breaking tragedy for the nation of Japan.
We hold our collective breaths as we wait for news.
Quote:
We have resolved to endure the unendurable and suffer what is insufferable.
Hirohito (Japanese Emperor, 1901-1989)
--Cat
Friday, January 28, 2011
A Citizen's Duty
Today I received a summons from the Supreme Court of BC to appear for jury selection for an upcoming criminal case.
A dazzling prospect! I've long wanted to sit on a jury.
And a criminal case, yet. Would I decide the fate of a drug dealer, a thief, perhaps a murderer?
I have no doubts that I can provide a fair, unbiased verdict based on evidence. [Is not my horoscope sign Libra, "the scales," a natural judge?]
Countless courtroom dramas I've watched or read flashed through my mind.
Movies:
The Verdict, To Kill a Mockingbird, 12 Angry Men, Erin Brockovich, A Few Good Men . . . .
Books by:
Grisham, Turow, Baldacci, Bugliosi . . . .
Television shows:
Law and Order, Ally McBeal, Matlock, Perry Mason, Damages, Judging Amy, Shark, The Practice, the British Rumpole of the Bailey . . . .
I enjoyed them all, the serious, the off-beat.
At last I'd personally see slick lawyers at their best. And Crown prosecutors in action. Objection--Sustained--Overruled-- words would fly back and forth. I'd see witnesses break under examination. Spectators swear, weep, faint as stories unraveled and raw facts shocked the courtroom. The judge would be pounding his gavel, calling for order. . . .
Would the jury be sequestered?
[The only courts I'd ever attended were tax court, as an employee of Revenue Canada to observe an appeal. (boring )
And when my husband was called as a witness in the case of a kid he'd seen break into cars. We waited two hours for the case to be called, then another hour or so as the parties talked. In the end we were told to go home. The kid made a deal. (double boring)]
Finally cold reality set in.
I can't serve on a jury due to health reasons.
And as fast as a computer click on the Supreme Court website, I was disqualified from ever again being summoned for jury duty.
Back to movies, books, tv shows.
[sigh]
Quotes:
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. ~Norm Crosby
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. ~Robert Frost
The jury, passing on the prisoner's life,
May in the sworn twelve have a thief or two
Guiltier than him they try.
~William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure
People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made. ~Otto Bismark
--Cat
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Rerun Summer
Summer 2010 may be over, but I relived it in bits and pieces. Watching shows I taped this past summer gave me an odd sense of reliving the past. Not the shows, but the news clips and commercials.
The Series
I heard in June that In Plain Sight was returning for it's third (summer) season so I set the PVR to tape all 13 episodes. I don't watch much television, but I enjoyed the first two seasons and didn't want to miss this one. Slight problem: when would I find the time to watch 13 hours of TV?
I went on a marathon of sorts, two-three episodes per night, and zipped through them in a week. Good news--the show has been renewed for two more seasons.
Yes, I like this show, mainly because it's refreshingly different. Set in Albuquerque it's about the Federal Witness Protection program and how investigators handle people whose lives change forever. It's a people story with occasional action scenes, light on violence and gore--the human drama is the interesting element.
And I like the lead character, Investigator Mary Shannon. She's dedicated to her work, tough-talking, doesn't put up with attitude, yet compassionate and wise. Her personal life is as complicated as her work life. The other characters are well-written, well-portrayed. The dialogue is great; Mary has the best lines.
The Rerun Summer
This is when I relived summer two months after it ended, in news that flashed throughout the shows: terrible wildfires, not only here, but all over the world. Devastating mudslides and floods here and all over the world. Many lives lost, many people displaced. The continuing BP oil well fiasco. Mine cave-in in Chile. Locally: people gone missing, individuals and couples.The unexpected death of a beautiful racehorse.
Surely there had been good news during the summer? Yes, but the good does not warrant a newsflash. It was almost a relief to see back-to-school commercials, for they signaled the summer of disaster was coming to an end.
But it hasn't been forgotten.
My next TV marathon: BBC's Sherlock.
--Cat
The Series
I heard in June that In Plain Sight was returning for it's third (summer) season so I set the PVR to tape all 13 episodes. I don't watch much television, but I enjoyed the first two seasons and didn't want to miss this one. Slight problem: when would I find the time to watch 13 hours of TV?
I went on a marathon of sorts, two-three episodes per night, and zipped through them in a week. Good news--the show has been renewed for two more seasons.
Yes, I like this show, mainly because it's refreshingly different. Set in Albuquerque it's about the Federal Witness Protection program and how investigators handle people whose lives change forever. It's a people story with occasional action scenes, light on violence and gore--the human drama is the interesting element.
And I like the lead character, Investigator Mary Shannon. She's dedicated to her work, tough-talking, doesn't put up with attitude, yet compassionate and wise. Her personal life is as complicated as her work life. The other characters are well-written, well-portrayed. The dialogue is great; Mary has the best lines.
The Rerun Summer
This is when I relived summer two months after it ended, in news that flashed throughout the shows: terrible wildfires, not only here, but all over the world. Devastating mudslides and floods here and all over the world. Many lives lost, many people displaced. The continuing BP oil well fiasco. Mine cave-in in Chile. Locally: people gone missing, individuals and couples.The unexpected death of a beautiful racehorse.
Surely there had been good news during the summer? Yes, but the good does not warrant a newsflash. It was almost a relief to see back-to-school commercials, for they signaled the summer of disaster was coming to an end.
But it hasn't been forgotten.
My next TV marathon: BBC's Sherlock.
--Cat
Wednesday, September 01, 2010
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Life does not imitate art ...
Rather, it proves art. . .
Some years ago I wrote this little poem:
The Sage Speaks
There was a time not long ago,
when skies were clear and rivers clean,
when sun and air were friends, not foes,
the seas were blue, the lands were green,
I am convinced the world is doomed,
a final gasp and it will die,
plundered, depleted, abandoned to gloom,
a toxic wasteland, barren and dry.
Look back from space as you depart,
look back upon a sphere once proud.
It’s now devoid of blood and heart
forever veiled in poison clouds.
Not art, not even a good amateur work, a poem I abandoned and only remembered today because physicist Stephen Hawking has proved me right. (I smile when I say that. )
Stephen Hawking's Warning: Abandon Earth—Or Face Extinction
I don't see a mass exodus from earth happening within my lifetime. But if it did, I wouldn't get on the ship. I'd go down with it, in a manner of speaking. Not because I don't want to go to the stars -- what a thrill -- but because I love this old earth and someone has to lock the doors when everyone's gone.
Beautiful tribute to Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking:
--Cat
Some years ago I wrote this little poem:
The Sage Speaks
There was a time not long ago,
when skies were clear and rivers clean,
when sun and air were friends, not foes,
the seas were blue, the lands were green,
I am convinced the world is doomed,
a final gasp and it will die,
plundered, depleted, abandoned to gloom,
a toxic wasteland, barren and dry.
Look back from space as you depart,
look back upon a sphere once proud.
It’s now devoid of blood and heart
forever veiled in poison clouds.
Not art, not even a good amateur work, a poem I abandoned and only remembered today because physicist Stephen Hawking has proved me right. (I smile when I say that. )
Stephen Hawking's Warning: Abandon Earth—Or Face Extinction
I don't see a mass exodus from earth happening within my lifetime. But if it did, I wouldn't get on the ship. I'd go down with it, in a manner of speaking. Not because I don't want to go to the stars -- what a thrill -- but because I love this old earth and someone has to lock the doors when everyone's gone.
Beautiful tribute to Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking:
--Cat
Sunday, August 08, 2010
Magic Minute
So . . . I was sitting here and happened to glance at the clock.
And I had a wow, that's interesting moment.
It was 8:08 on 8/8
Four 8s. When will that happen again?
I'll try to make note of an even rarer combo when it's 10:10 on 10/10/10
Just thought I'd share.
--Cat
And I had a wow, that's interesting moment.
It was 8:08 on 8/8
Four 8s. When will that happen again?
I'll try to make note of an even rarer combo when it's 10:10 on 10/10/10
Just thought I'd share.
--Cat
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Internet Down
Desk before
A week ago Thursday morning I woke to a message on my answering machine from a robot at my Internet server. The Internet had been down for a few hours overnight as they upgraded their cable. The message ended with these portentous words: if you have a problem logging on, give us a call.Naturally, I had a problem. I spoke to a very nice human -- even got through immediately without waiting the usual hour or two -- who tried hard to help me. She concluded I needed a service call from a technician. Earliest available time, Saturday around noon.
Ack. Two whole days without the Internet. What was I going to do?
I got caught up on my reading and did some writing. But I felt disconnected, not because I spend all my time or even a lot of time surfing the net, but because those cables are conduits to humanity, life beyond my own. Somehow reassuring to know theoretically I'm not alone, even when physically I am.
Saturday arrived, a technician came, the problem was obvious to her. My DSL modem had become obsolete and did not work with the new upgraded cable. She brought me a sleek new modem with a built-in router. Everything works much better than my old setup did. [The previous router had issues.]
Well, it's only been two weeks, but I feel confident. And my golden link to the world has been restored.
Picture of less cluttered desk not yet available.
--Cat
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Eclectic post #2
André Rieu plays the beautiful Intermezzo from Cavalleria rusticana, an opera in one act by Pietro Mascagni
Bob Dylan wrote Things Have Changed for the quirky 2000 movie Wonder Boys.
In the music video Dylan is spliced into scenes played by Michael Douglas in the movie.
Great movie soundtrack!
--Cat
Bob Dylan wrote Things Have Changed for the quirky 2000 movie Wonder Boys.
In the music video Dylan is spliced into scenes played by Michael Douglas in the movie.
Great movie soundtrack!
--Cat
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Summer Lazy
Monday, June 28, 2010
If I am nothing else, I am eclectic . . .
Dvorak - Symphony No. 9 "From The New World" - II (part 1)
Many years ago as a kid, I learned to play a small portion (Largo) of this piece on the accordion. Taken in isolation, it was easy for a beginner to learn.
I must say this magnificent performance leaves my simple rendition groping in the dust left by a thousand stampeding elephants . . .
Loved it then, love it more now.
And now for something completely different - the incomparable Leon Russell, from 1971.
--Cat
Many years ago as a kid, I learned to play a small portion (Largo) of this piece on the accordion. Taken in isolation, it was easy for a beginner to learn.
I must say this magnificent performance leaves my simple rendition groping in the dust left by a thousand stampeding elephants . . .
Loved it then, love it more now.
And now for something completely different - the incomparable Leon Russell, from 1971.
--Cat
Monday, May 24, 2010
Hummingbird Season

Hummingbirds have returned.


Well, this corner of the world.

This is about the making of a fantastic film by PBS about these beautiful little birds.
--Cat
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
BAD words and bad words
I don't watch reality shows because I don't believe in their reality.
That said, while recently channel surfing I happened upon one, then another reality show that was disappointing in its, well, reality dialogue.
An abundance of beeps highlighted the dialogue of both shows. Often the beeps outnumbered the words, so the viewer must decipher/read lips/guess the conversation.
I know a beep could have masked the A-word, the B-word, the C-word, the D-word the E-word... (well, maybe not E). However, I get the sense that the F-word won the count.
I don't completely disapprove of the F-bomb, as it's often called when used in an "oops" moment by politicians and celebrities. It's an effective word that gets to the nitty-gritty of the matter. Psychologists at a British university did a study which found the use of expletives strengthens one's endurance to pain.
Yes indeed. Stub a toe and find out how true that is.
However, I find that overuse dilutes the effectiveness of any cuss word. To me less is more. I'd rather see a show with a few bombs used in strategic--shall we say explosive--moments instead of tossed away like fluff in every other sentence.
Ditto in books. If I read a book in which a character goes overboard with the reality dialogue, it becomes a big yawn. But a judiciously placed pained/frightened/horrified/grievous/excited detonation bursts off the page and gives an effective single-word stress moment to a most dire (or alternately, most loving) event.
Disclaimer: Some fictional characters are defined by the language they use, so it's necessary to salt their dialogue in an appropriate manner. Some real people, too, have a limited vocabulary and can best express themselves by fixing on the single descriptive word they know.
That's reality for you.
~
Bad words
My five year old grandson on a recent visit learned a new bad word.
It was unintentional.
I don't know what tv show he was watching, but he said, in true five-year-old righteous fashion, "That's dickless!'
Uncle, knowing the boy's mother would never abide her child using such language, kindly took him aside and told him dickless was a bad word that should never be repeated.
Grandson looked perplexed. Could it be that other members of his family used this vulgar term?
He agreed never to say it again.
Later, Uncle told the boy's mother about the event.
She laughed and laughed. Uncle was now puzzled.
It was the boy's way of saying ridiculous.
Uncle, no doubt slapping the side of his head and calling himself a dickless wonder, had to admit to the boy he'd been mistaken about the word, it wasn't bad at all, etc.
No doubt Grandson was even more puzzled by this revelation.
He probably doesn't know any true bad words.
Give him a few years.
Learning the language is like a rite of puberty. And reality tv.
--Cat
That said, while recently channel surfing I happened upon one, then another reality show that was disappointing in its, well, reality dialogue.
An abundance of beeps highlighted the dialogue of both shows. Often the beeps outnumbered the words, so the viewer must decipher/read lips/guess the conversation.
I know a beep could have masked the A-word, the B-word, the C-word, the D-word the E-word... (well, maybe not E). However, I get the sense that the F-word won the count.
I don't completely disapprove of the F-bomb, as it's often called when used in an "oops" moment by politicians and celebrities. It's an effective word that gets to the nitty-gritty of the matter. Psychologists at a British university did a study which found the use of expletives strengthens one's endurance to pain.
Yes indeed. Stub a toe and find out how true that is.
However, I find that overuse dilutes the effectiveness of any cuss word. To me less is more. I'd rather see a show with a few bombs used in strategic--shall we say explosive--moments instead of tossed away like fluff in every other sentence.
Ditto in books. If I read a book in which a character goes overboard with the reality dialogue, it becomes a big yawn. But a judiciously placed pained/frightened/horrified/grievous/excited detonation bursts off the page and gives an effective single-word stress moment to a most dire (or alternately, most loving) event.
Disclaimer: Some fictional characters are defined by the language they use, so it's necessary to salt their dialogue in an appropriate manner. Some real people, too, have a limited vocabulary and can best express themselves by fixing on the single descriptive word they know.
That's reality for you.
~
Bad words
My five year old grandson on a recent visit learned a new bad word.
It was unintentional.
I don't know what tv show he was watching, but he said, in true five-year-old righteous fashion, "That's dickless!'
Uncle, knowing the boy's mother would never abide her child using such language, kindly took him aside and told him dickless was a bad word that should never be repeated.
Grandson looked perplexed. Could it be that other members of his family used this vulgar term?
He agreed never to say it again.
Later, Uncle told the boy's mother about the event.
She laughed and laughed. Uncle was now puzzled.
It was the boy's way of saying ridiculous.
Uncle, no doubt slapping the side of his head and calling himself a dickless wonder, had to admit to the boy he'd been mistaken about the word, it wasn't bad at all, etc.
No doubt Grandson was even more puzzled by this revelation.
He probably doesn't know any true bad words.
Give him a few years.
Learning the language is like a rite of puberty. And reality tv.
--Cat
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Congrats to all Olympians

Go Vancouver!
Go Canada!
Go World!
Go Canada!
Go World!
--Cat
Afterthoughts March 2
WE WON!
The big game.
The most gold medals.
The most total medals we've ever won in the Winter Games.
A place on the world stage. A good place.
Goodwill and respect for our city, our province, our country.
Unity among the diverse peoples of this land.
Afterthoughts March 2
WE WON!
The big game.
The most gold medals.
The most total medals we've ever won in the Winter Games.
A place on the world stage. A good place.
Goodwill and respect for our city, our province, our country.
Unity among the diverse peoples of this land.
~
I confess to being among the skeptics before the Games began. Too expensive by far, too difficult for the organizers, the weather would probably not cooperate, protesters would give our visitors a bad image, in other words a big dud!
My feelings changed during the torch run. People turned out in droves in big cities, in little towns throughout the country--east to west, north to south--and cheered in good weather and bad, enthusiastic, proud, pleased to be included. It was...inspiring.
Then bad stuff happened. A young luger from Georgia died during his practice run. Cypress Mountain, site of several events was green and wet. Snow had to be trucked in. A malfunction during the opening ceremonies. Gretzky looking worried in the pouring rain carrying the torch to the cauldron.
A dud.
But soon I found myself glued to the television watching events unfold. I hoped for the rain to stop so the visitors could see how beautiful Vancouver is. There were some delays, some problems, some grumbling, some asinine protests. The sun appeared. People by the hundreds, by the thousands, took part in the street festivities, watched events on giant screens, cheered together, groaned together. It was...inspiring.
As was watching young people from all over the world come together and compete in fast, beautiful, grueling sports for their country, for themselves.
The closing ceremonies remedied the opening "glitch" in a humorous way. The proceedings were so...Canadian.
I confess to being among the skeptics before the Games began. Too expensive by far, too difficult for the organizers, the weather would probably not cooperate, protesters would give our visitors a bad image, in other words a big dud!
My feelings changed during the torch run. People turned out in droves in big cities, in little towns throughout the country--east to west, north to south--and cheered in good weather and bad, enthusiastic, proud, pleased to be included. It was...inspiring.
Then bad stuff happened. A young luger from Georgia died during his practice run. Cypress Mountain, site of several events was green and wet. Snow had to be trucked in. A malfunction during the opening ceremonies. Gretzky looking worried in the pouring rain carrying the torch to the cauldron.
A dud.
But soon I found myself glued to the television watching events unfold. I hoped for the rain to stop so the visitors could see how beautiful Vancouver is. There were some delays, some problems, some grumbling, some asinine protests. The sun appeared. People by the hundreds, by the thousands, took part in the street festivities, watched events on giant screens, cheered together, groaned together. It was...inspiring.
As was watching young people from all over the world come together and compete in fast, beautiful, grueling sports for their country, for themselves.
The closing ceremonies remedied the opening "glitch" in a humorous way. The proceedings were so...Canadian.
I'm happy I was here to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.
And proud to be Canadian.
As someone once said, A perfect ending leads to a good beginning.
--Cat
--Cat
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