Tribute to David Bowie
-- Cat
Thursday, January 14, 2016
Thursday, December 31, 2015
Random thoughts at the end of the year
So another year ends...
Good bye 2015. I don't think too many will miss you.
I won't write about the high points or low points of 2015. Most people already know what they are. And I find as time goes on that I'm getting more cynical about – well pretty much everything.
I do have some observations to share:
– Gallup poll results for the most admired man in the world in 2015:
1. Barack Obama
2. (Tie) Pope Francis/Donald Trump
Now those two would make great dancing partners, wouldn't they? One is so good, the other is so bad.
I just said "Huh?"
And I could go into my opinion about this, but it doesn't matter, it won't make a difference, and no one cares.
But I will say: Pope Francis – you rock!
– Now how about that Miss UniverseFarce, Comedy, Gong Show, Pageant?
I have no comments. But I do question the relevance. I mean, what difference does it make to the world [using the word Universe is kind of a stretch] if someone from one country is declared the prettiest,most talented, smartest of them all?
After all, quoting our Canadian leader – "because it's 2015!"
And I think in the interests of equality, there should be a Mr. Universe contest. Not like those old body-builder or weightlifting ones, but a contest where a man chosen from each country in the universe world parades around in a tuxedo, a speedo, and says a few things about world peace and homeless children ...
Never happen.
– Nothing important, nothing earth shattering, just talking the other day about that old phrase, "Every Tom, Dick and Harry."
This has been around since 17th or 18th century, depending on which source one looks at.
Got me thinking... I do know a Tom. But I don't know any Dicks, [well, maybe I do]. And I don't personally know any Harrys. Well, everyone knows Prince Harry and maybe Dirty Harry, Harry Potter, Harry Houdini...
Like I said, nothing important there.
– A few personal items that recently occurred:
At four in the morning of Christmas day, son's dog Roxy had to make an emergency trip to the dog hospital.
Not too many open at four in the morning on Christmas day, but luckily there was one in Langley, well staffed, even, and they were able to fix what ailed her.
And on December 29th, just after 11:30 p.m., while I was working on my computer I heard the sound of a thousand thunderclaps, a noise I can only describe as huge. Like a big truck crashing into my house [except it didn't move] or an airplane took out the next block of homes, or an asteroid hit the earth.
I did not equate the noise with an earthquake until my son came upstairs and said that's what it was. Nothing moved in my office, nothing swayed or fell off the shelves [and my bookshelves are top-heavy]. There were no flickers of power, the Internet stayed on...
But yes, a 4.8 or 4.9 earthquake struck Vancouver Island a few kilometres northeast of Victoria. And of course today everyone's talking about the big one coming, how we are overdue for it. This type of talk occurs after every shaker in the area.
If there's one thing we can't prevent its earthquakes, so it'll come when it comes. Let's not wring our hands as we wait for it to happen.
– One more thing. The year 2016, when whittled down to its universal number is the number 9. Numerologists state that 9 is the end of a cycle and often marks the completion of things.
Guess we won't know what is completed until it happens.
So Happy New Year, happy 2016 to everyone!
– Cat
Good bye 2015. I don't think too many will miss you.
I won't write about the high points or low points of 2015. Most people already know what they are. And I find as time goes on that I'm getting more cynical about – well pretty much everything.
I do have some observations to share:
– Gallup poll results for the most admired man in the world in 2015:
1. Barack Obama
2. (Tie) Pope Francis/Donald Trump
Now those two would make great dancing partners, wouldn't they? One is so good, the other is so bad.
I just said "Huh?"
And I could go into my opinion about this, but it doesn't matter, it won't make a difference, and no one cares.
But I will say: Pope Francis – you rock!
– Now how about that Miss Universe
I have no comments. But I do question the relevance. I mean, what difference does it make to the world [using the word Universe is kind of a stretch] if someone from one country is declared the prettiest,
– Nothing important, nothing earth shattering, just talking the other day about that old phrase, "Every Tom, Dick and Harry."
This has been around since 17th or 18th century, depending on which source one looks at.
Got me thinking... I do know a Tom. But I don't know any Dicks, [well, maybe I do]. And I don't personally know any Harrys. Well, everyone knows Prince Harry and maybe Dirty Harry, Harry Potter, Harry Houdini...
Like I said, nothing important there.
– A few personal items that recently occurred:
At four in the morning of Christmas day, son's dog Roxy had to make an emergency trip to the dog hospital.
Not too many open at four in the morning on Christmas day, but luckily there was one in Langley, well staffed, even, and they were able to fix what ailed her.
And on December 29th, just after 11:30 p.m., while I was working on my computer I heard the sound of a thousand thunderclaps, a noise I can only describe as huge. Like a big truck crashing into my house [except it didn't move] or an airplane took out the next block of homes, or an asteroid hit the earth.
I did not equate the noise with an earthquake until my son came upstairs and said that's what it was. Nothing moved in my office, nothing swayed or fell off the shelves [and my bookshelves are top-heavy]. There were no flickers of power, the Internet stayed on...
But yes, a 4.8 or 4.9 earthquake struck Vancouver Island a few kilometres northeast of Victoria. And of course today everyone's talking about the big one coming, how we are overdue for it. This type of talk occurs after every shaker in the area.
If there's one thing we can't prevent its earthquakes, so it'll come when it comes. Let's not wring our hands as we wait for it to happen.
– One more thing. The year 2016, when whittled down to its universal number is the number 9. Numerologists state that 9 is the end of a cycle and often marks the completion of things.
Guess we won't know what is completed until it happens.
So Happy New Year, happy 2016 to everyone!
– Cat
Tuesday, December 22, 2015
Merry Christmas
Sunday, November 01, 2015
Some nonsense
What yogurt do you want, my husband asked this morning. There's a pear, a coconut, and a vanilla.
Hey that would make a great joke: a pear, a coconut, and a vanilla, walked into a bar. . . .
And now I'm trying to figure out a way of making it funny.
– Cat
Hey that would make a great joke: a pear, a coconut, and a vanilla, walked into a bar. . . .
And now I'm trying to figure out a way of making it funny.
– Cat
Sunday, October 18, 2015
On the eve of election day ...
On the eve of Canada's election day, we are helped to keep things in perspective by the wise words of those who came before.
Political quotes by writers, philosophers, leaders, comedians, politicians...
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber
--Plato
In our age there is no such thing as ‘keeping out of politics.’ All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia.
--George Orwell.
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
--H. L. Mencken.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
--Mark Twain
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen
--Winston Churchill
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word
--Charles De Gaulle
Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen
--Bob Edwards
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
--George Burns
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
--Napoleon Bonaparte
–Cat
Political quotes by writers, philosophers, leaders, comedians, politicians...
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber
--Plato
In our age there is no such thing as ‘keeping out of politics.’ All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia.
--George Orwell.
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
--H. L. Mencken.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
--Mark Twain
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen
--Winston Churchill
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word
--Charles De Gaulle
Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen
--Bob Edwards
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
--George Burns
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
--Napoleon Bonaparte
–Cat
Thursday, September 24, 2015
Reality TV to the extreme
I was scrolling through the guide on my television, just to see what was on.
Surprised that there was a show called America's Worst Cocks.
The show could have been about birds [it was after all on the food network] but I didn't pause to check.
However, that did not stop me from wondering:
– what kind of selection process did the producers use?
– were there auditions?
– was this like a survivor show, where someone gets voted off the island each week?
– or, maybe it was like The Voice or Idol, where judges choose the worst? What kind of talent would be involved here?
The title actually was America's Worst Cooks.
Really though, would anybody care who was the worst cook? Can't imagine being the person to determine this – they'd have to taste awful meals. What fun is that?
I guess we can just file this under time to get your eyes checked.
– Cat
Surprised that there was a show called America's Worst Cocks.
The show could have been about birds [it was after all on the food network] but I didn't pause to check.
However, that did not stop me from wondering:
– what kind of selection process did the producers use?
– were there auditions?
– was this like a survivor show, where someone gets voted off the island each week?
– or, maybe it was like The Voice or Idol, where judges choose the worst? What kind of talent would be involved here?
The title actually was America's Worst Cooks.
Really though, would anybody care who was the worst cook? Can't imagine being the person to determine this – they'd have to taste awful meals. What fun is that?
I guess we can just file this under time to get your eyes checked.
– Cat
Monday, July 20, 2015
Hunt for extraterrestrial life
I love this.
From CBC news:
Billionaire Yuri Milner, Stephen Hawking back $100M hunt for extraterrestrial life. Breakthrough Listen will search for radio signals that could indicate intelligent life.
Russian tech entrepreneur Yuri Milner and renowned physicist Stephen Hawking are pushing the search for extraterrestrial life into higher gear. The pair said Monday the $100 million "Breakthrough Initiatives" program funded by Milner will harness computer power as never before in a search of the heavens.
I guess the time is right. If there is intelligent life out there, in any way shape or form, I would like to find out in my lifetime. Perhaps so would the billionaire and the physicist.
Okay, I have this dumb idea that there will be a spaceship call the Minnow. Aboard it there will be a captain, a billionaire [with or without his wife], a physicist, maybe a movie star or two, surely a reporter, say a paparazzi type, and a goofball we could call Gilligan. They could head out on a 300 billion mile cruise and crash land on a planet, and spend the next ten years trying to return to earth. This dumb idea of mine could become a movie, or even a TV series. Whether this will be comedy or drama is too soon to tell.
Okay, I digress. Easily.
But don't think I'm taking this "listening for space sounds" lightly. I'm not. I sincerely hope there is someone out there, someone brave and good who may be sending out signals from their end to see if there is other life in the universe.
Of course since I heard this I can't get a certain sound out of my head:
On the other hand, what if humans, humanoids, aliens, robots, and freaks want universal dominion and take the "meet and greet" to the next level? I recall the Cold War. In the freezing void of space, we could call it the Ice War.
And, speaking of movies and theoretical alien planets, I can't fail to mention the brave voyagers on the Starship Enterprise. Yeah, the original series was my favorite. The mission statement: Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its 5-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
People said I had my head in the clouds. Not true. My head is in the stars.
– Cat
From CBC news:
Billionaire Yuri Milner, Stephen Hawking back $100M hunt for extraterrestrial life. Breakthrough Listen will search for radio signals that could indicate intelligent life.
Russian tech entrepreneur Yuri Milner and renowned physicist Stephen Hawking are pushing the search for extraterrestrial life into higher gear. The pair said Monday the $100 million "Breakthrough Initiatives" program funded by Milner will harness computer power as never before in a search of the heavens.
I guess the time is right. If there is intelligent life out there, in any way shape or form, I would like to find out in my lifetime. Perhaps so would the billionaire and the physicist.
Okay, I have this dumb idea that there will be a spaceship call the Minnow. Aboard it there will be a captain, a billionaire [with or without his wife], a physicist, maybe a movie star or two, surely a reporter, say a paparazzi type, and a goofball we could call Gilligan. They could head out on a 300 billion mile cruise and crash land on a planet, and spend the next ten years trying to return to earth. This dumb idea of mine could become a movie, or even a TV series. Whether this will be comedy or drama is too soon to tell.
Okay, I digress. Easily.
But don't think I'm taking this "listening for space sounds" lightly. I'm not. I sincerely hope there is someone out there, someone brave and good who may be sending out signals from their end to see if there is other life in the universe.
Of course since I heard this I can't get a certain sound out of my head:
On the other hand, what if humans, humanoids, aliens, robots, and freaks want universal dominion and take the "meet and greet" to the next level? I recall the Cold War. In the freezing void of space, we could call it the Ice War.
And, speaking of movies and theoretical alien planets, I can't fail to mention the brave voyagers on the Starship Enterprise. Yeah, the original series was my favorite. The mission statement: Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its 5-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
People said I had my head in the clouds. Not true. My head is in the stars.
– Cat
Thursday, July 02, 2015
The Rise of the Machines
So, the future is now. All those books and movies about machines going on a rampage will be proven prophetic.
Apparently a robot at a German Volkswagen assembly plant killed a worker. The robot's job was to move car parts around. These big robots are usually confined by steel cages so that they don't have any contact with humans. How did this robot get out of his cage so he could strike the worker in the chest and crush him?
Officials claim this "accident" was caused by human error, not by a vengeful robot.
Sure. Blame the victim. Dumb humans will get fired; clever robot lurches away unscathed.
This is the first such murder that we hear about. There may have been more in the past that those-who-think-they-are-in-charge kept under wraps to keep the robots from rioting.
But count on it. This is only the beginning.
Within the next few years this same plant will be using smaller robots that will not be in steel cages and will work alongside humans on the assembly lines. Whoa! Then it'll be open season. Bad enough they're stealing jobs.
And if anyone thinks worker robots are benign and helpful to man, and those books and movies were only shock fiction and could never come true, all I can say is – remember 1984?
– Cat
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
Musical interlude
This first one is Billy Joel and friends doing his signature song from 1973.
And why this particular song started going around in my head, I have no idea. Various versions of the song have been around 1945.
-- Cat
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Thursday, May 14, 2015
More this and that
The Lilac Bush
It blooms beautifully every spring. But in the eleven years we've lived here the flowers have never had that dearly familiar lilac scent. Now this year, perhaps our last in this house, that well-remembered scent has burst forth with the blossoms. The sweet fragrance wafts through the yard, the house, my office.
Why the flowers chose this year to give us this gift is a mystery. Is it their way of saying goodbye? Poetic fancies aside, it's probably due to the unseasonably warm weather earlier this year. Another oddity this spring--a couple of rhododendrons changed from pink to deep red.
The whims of nature? Climate change? Or a sweet sad farewell...
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What I Learned Watching the Nature Channel
1. When a victorious lion takes over a new pride, he kills all the cubs that are not his.
[Did the Disney people know this when they made the Lion King?]
2. Wildebeest moms make sure they give birth around ten in the morning because by nightfall the calf needs to be able to run from predators. [Like the lion who killed all the cubs.]
I admire the wildebeest moms, but have no kind words for the lion males. Yeah, I know it's nature, the circle of life and all that, but still...
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Nouns Becoming Verbs
On a recent TV show, an FBI agent said to a bad guy, "I'm going to end you." On the same show one character said to another about an upcoming meeting, "are we going to conversate..."
I checked the Internet for these usages, and yes, they've been noted as part of dialogue in some areas of the country.
That just goes to prove that language is not writ in stone.
!!
An interesting Video
The one-man orchestra is exactly that. Ben Morfitt, known as Squid Physics, the creator of this video, composed the music and recorded himself playing every instrument. I think he did a fantastic job!
–– Cat
Sunday, February 08, 2015
Computer Gripes
~So, I installed an update this morning for one of my programs. Of course, it wanted to include several additional useless-to-me programs, which I refused. "The update and nothing but the update."
Well, does vengeance know no bounds? After the installation, all the icons on my screen were rearranged. There was no method to the madness [rearrangement]. I spent half an hour putting them in order and discovered that one had vanished. Another half hour tracking down the missing icon.
Who said computers were helpful, benevolent machines that would make our lives easier? Did anyone say that?
Maybe the computers are neutral; it's the programmers who enjoy messing around.
~When I got my last computer it came preloaded with the word processing program Microsoft Word. It was there for a limited trial, after which I'd have to buy it. I was using Corel WordPerfect at the time, so ignored the Microsoft program and loaded my Corel program.
Then I noticed all my WordPerfect files had transformed into Microsoft Word files. Creepy. I discovered that particular computer [I'm betting it was the Windows XP operating system] did not support two different word processing programs. They were in conflict with each other, duking it out, and the global behemoth Microsoft Word won.
I simply uninstalled Microsoft Word, and solved the problem.
Then I got another computer, this time with the Windows 7 operating system. No problem supporting two or more word processing programs. However...
Although I was perfectly happy using WordPerfect--easy to use, efficient, did the trick beautifully--can things ever stay ideal in computer world?
Because WordPerfect files were not easily readable by those who didn't have the program, I knew someday I would have to transfer my files to the one everyone uses--Microsoft Word. I swallowed my distaste and bought Word 10.
First of all, this program seems to have a thousand bells and whistles that made my eyes glaze over. I sensed trouble ahead. The copy and paste functions worked fine for transferring files. Inserting a header was fairly easy. But try numbering the pages. When I hit what everyone would–the insert page number function–I got my page numbers all right. But the rest of the header was wiped clean.
What had been a simple action in WordPerfect became a puzzle of grand proportions. Help was, well, helpful. But, really, who would normally look for something called "quick parts" to insert numbers in your header? Even then, this supposedly simple action was hidden in something called "field" in which you scroll down a long list until you come to, not "numbers," but "page."
I don't know how others feel about this, but I think whoever created the program had their head screwed on backwards. I picture a hundred programmers in a room, divvying up sections of this, and maybe other, programs, and laying bets on who can make theirs the most obtuse and dumb and time-consuming to use.
I was further convinced that I was right when I looked for the setting for indents. line spacing, and paragraph breaks. I honestly thought these would all be under the tab "page layout."
Ha ha. Of course not. On the home page there is a small word "paragraph" in the toolbar with a teeny tiny arrow pointing sort of down. And when you click that arrow, voilà -- the necessary settings appear.
Okay so I got that done, but I passionately dislike the program. There's a new WordPerfect program that is apparently compatible with Microsoft, and I may, if this frustration keeps up, upgrade to the new one. But I fear that it will have been so changed from the simple one I had that it may be as complicated to use as Microsoft Word.
And now I will also have to soon give up, for other reasons, my Quattro Pro spreadsheet, and use [gag] Excel. Another efficiency lost.
~Each new computer I bought has the latest version of Windows operating system. I have 20+ years of using different versions, and though each upgrade provided more features, it took just as many away, or buried them somewhere.
For example, I don't often use the Run command. But I needed to use it the other day and it was nowhere in visible sight. [Seems it was always somewhere I could see it.] Now some programmer [see above comments about them] decided to make this a game of hide and seek. You have to click "start" then "all program" then "accessories" then there it is!
I would have never thought to look under accessories for the Run command.
Well, those in the know would call me computer illiterate. In the greater scheme of things, I guess I am. I just don't think "more difficult" means "better."
Like all the smart cars, appliances, TVs and phones, I want a smart computer. Must be out there somewhere, or coming soon.
-- Cat
Well, does vengeance know no bounds? After the installation, all the icons on my screen were rearranged. There was no method to the madness [rearrangement]. I spent half an hour putting them in order and discovered that one had vanished. Another half hour tracking down the missing icon.
Who said computers were helpful, benevolent machines that would make our lives easier? Did anyone say that?
Maybe the computers are neutral; it's the programmers who enjoy messing around.
~When I got my last computer it came preloaded with the word processing program Microsoft Word. It was there for a limited trial, after which I'd have to buy it. I was using Corel WordPerfect at the time, so ignored the Microsoft program and loaded my Corel program.
Then I noticed all my WordPerfect files had transformed into Microsoft Word files. Creepy. I discovered that particular computer [I'm betting it was the Windows XP operating system] did not support two different word processing programs. They were in conflict with each other, duking it out, and the global behemoth Microsoft Word won.
I simply uninstalled Microsoft Word, and solved the problem.
Then I got another computer, this time with the Windows 7 operating system. No problem supporting two or more word processing programs. However...
Although I was perfectly happy using WordPerfect--easy to use, efficient, did the trick beautifully--can things ever stay ideal in computer world?
Because WordPerfect files were not easily readable by those who didn't have the program, I knew someday I would have to transfer my files to the one everyone uses--Microsoft Word. I swallowed my distaste and bought Word 10.
First of all, this program seems to have a thousand bells and whistles that made my eyes glaze over. I sensed trouble ahead. The copy and paste functions worked fine for transferring files. Inserting a header was fairly easy. But try numbering the pages. When I hit what everyone would–the insert page number function–I got my page numbers all right. But the rest of the header was wiped clean.
What had been a simple action in WordPerfect became a puzzle of grand proportions. Help was, well, helpful. But, really, who would normally look for something called "quick parts" to insert numbers in your header? Even then, this supposedly simple action was hidden in something called "field" in which you scroll down a long list until you come to, not "numbers," but "page."
I don't know how others feel about this, but I think whoever created the program had their head screwed on backwards. I picture a hundred programmers in a room, divvying up sections of this, and maybe other, programs, and laying bets on who can make theirs the most obtuse and dumb and time-consuming to use.
I was further convinced that I was right when I looked for the setting for indents. line spacing, and paragraph breaks. I honestly thought these would all be under the tab "page layout."
Ha ha. Of course not. On the home page there is a small word "paragraph" in the toolbar with a teeny tiny arrow pointing sort of down. And when you click that arrow, voilà -- the necessary settings appear.
Okay so I got that done, but I passionately dislike the program. There's a new WordPerfect program that is apparently compatible with Microsoft, and I may, if this frustration keeps up, upgrade to the new one. But I fear that it will have been so changed from the simple one I had that it may be as complicated to use as Microsoft Word.
And now I will also have to soon give up, for other reasons, my Quattro Pro spreadsheet, and use [gag] Excel. Another efficiency lost.
~Each new computer I bought has the latest version of Windows operating system. I have 20+ years of using different versions, and though each upgrade provided more features, it took just as many away, or buried them somewhere.
For example, I don't often use the Run command. But I needed to use it the other day and it was nowhere in visible sight. [Seems it was always somewhere I could see it.] Now some programmer [see above comments about them] decided to make this a game of hide and seek. You have to click "start" then "all program" then "accessories" then there it is!
I would have never thought to look under accessories for the Run command.
Well, those in the know would call me computer illiterate. In the greater scheme of things, I guess I am. I just don't think "more difficult" means "better."
Like all the smart cars, appliances, TVs and phones, I want a smart computer. Must be out there somewhere, or coming soon.
-- Cat
Thursday, November 27, 2014
Thursday, October 30, 2014
The difference between men and women
Regarding that horrific explosion of the rocket that was to carry supplies to the International Space Station--
Me – What a tragedy. Hard work and millions of dollars gone in one spectacular burst.
Him – Those poor astronauts, waiting for their food supplies. They're going to starve!
~
We discussed life in a space station. Day-to-day stuff. Notably, how do they take care of basic necessities when everything is floating around. For example, handling toilet business.
I could look this up on the Internet and learn exactly how it's handled. But it was more fun to speculate.
Our conversation was based on the theory that toilet waste is ejected from the space station. Turn a crank, push a button, press a lever somewhere and out it goes.
Me – As soon as it leaves the confined area it vaporizes. Proof! Reduced to micro atoms that become one with the universe.
Him – No, no. Those pieces of poop are going to float around the galaxy forever. What people think are mini asteroids, are actually....
Men are so romantic.
Talk about leaving your poop print on the Milky Way.
And shouldn't that be – pieces of feces?
[groan]
~
How about some space music:
~
~
--Cat
Me – What a tragedy. Hard work and millions of dollars gone in one spectacular burst.
Him – Those poor astronauts, waiting for their food supplies. They're going to starve!
~
We discussed life in a space station. Day-to-day stuff. Notably, how do they take care of basic necessities when everything is floating around. For example, handling toilet business.
I could look this up on the Internet and learn exactly how it's handled. But it was more fun to speculate.
Our conversation was based on the theory that toilet waste is ejected from the space station. Turn a crank, push a button, press a lever somewhere and out it goes.
Me – As soon as it leaves the confined area it vaporizes. Proof! Reduced to micro atoms that become one with the universe.
Him – No, no. Those pieces of poop are going to float around the galaxy forever. What people think are mini asteroids, are actually....
Men are so romantic.
Talk about leaving your poop print on the Milky Way.
And shouldn't that be – pieces of feces?
[groan]
~
How about some space music:
~
~
--Cat
Tuesday, August 12, 2014
Ponderings For a Hot August Night
A Casualty of Modern Times...
How many times do we hear the words stop and smell the roses?
Or, as a travel gnome advises, go and smell the roses.
The other day as we passed by a rose bush on our way to a restaurant, instead of getting a whiff of a fondly remembered fragrance, we smelled NOTHING.
There wasn't even a "green plant" aroma.
Come to think of it, only one of our own rosebushes produces beautifully-scented roses.
The others, though thick with lovely flowers, are sterile in the odour department.
I don't believe unscented roses existed in nature until rose breeders started messing with plant genes.
Apparently these new pest and disease resistant GMO roses don't require a gardener's careful and loving touch. They grow and produce flowers, but to become hassle-free they had to give up something vital. THEIR AROMA.
Well, I think that stinks. [pun intended]
No wonder bees have become scarce.
--
A Dog's Life
Roxy's [the dog] toys came back from the cleaners in a big-box.
She was moping around, so I told my husband give her some toys.
He dumped out the whole box.
We counted 50 items. Balls, squeakies, stuffed animals – raccoons, snakes, ducks, little dogs, monkeys, etc. etc.
She lifted her head, looked, and just as quickly dropped her head again and went back to moping.
I would've given her one or two to start with instead of overwhelming her with the whole army at once.
It's like kids who have too many toys. [An Xbox with 200 games. 25 Barbies, 80 changes of clothing...] They have to make a decision that might be too difficult to make. So they play with a cardboard box instead.
I also think it's like any one of us who has the Internet to play with.
Maybe because I remember what it was like at the beginning, when bulletin boards morphed into forums. Many of us joined closed forums, and we felt safe there with kindred souls from all over the world, there to discuss shared interests.
When my forum provided a doorway to the mysterious Internet, I ventured forth, quietly, on tiptoes, not knowing what to expect. I was ready to retreat if necessary and slam the door.
Well, there wasn't much there. Initially, many businesses were wary about putting up webpages, believing it was a fad. The ones I was hoping to find, publishers, agents, writers, seemed most resistant. It took them forever to join the party.
But the lightbulbs flashed and, as the saying goes, the rest is history.
Almost overnight the World Wide Web exploded. Information and entertainment of any type was at your fingertips. It's great. Until it's not. Until it's too overwhelming and you can't decide what you want to look at or study or learn.
So you just spend hours playing chess against the computer.
--
The Dream
I know it was exciting, filled with action and bright colors.
Then–poof– the screen went black. Whatever it was, it was over. I could not retrieve even a tiny thread of what it had been.
And yet the last words I heard, spoken clearly, will haunt me a long time.
Snow cone men are out of control
Scary thought, right?
--
And a hot August night always takes me back to 1972 and one of my favorite albums – Neil Diamond's Hot August Night.
The whole album--much better than clips--
-- Cat
-- Cat
Tuesday, July 01, 2014
Sunday, February 16, 2014
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Musical interlude
An awesome murmuration of starlings, set to the lovely music of Pachelbel's Canon
--Cat
--Cat
Saturday, October 12, 2013
This and that
1. Spider season
Seems like an invasion, sometimes. They're everywhere, they're everywhere!
A couple of years ago I wrote a little poem about spiders:
They Must Hate Us
They must hate us, the spiders,
and see us as monsters.
each morning their intricate night spun webs
shimmer in sunlight
and shiver in the faintest breath of wind
until demolished --
we take a broom to their masterpieces
we cringe with disgust when we feel
that light filament on our arms,
our necks, our faces
and grasp at it in a mad frenzy
the spiders bide their time as the monsters
complete their madcap dance
and spin their webs again
And who can really look with disgust at those jewel-like creations? Especially when they do is such a service by catching pesky insects.
2. You can usually count on YouTube to be there when you need them the most.
The other day I watched The Bourne Identity on TV. For some mysterious reason my PVR did not record the last five minutes of the movie.
Sure, everything had been solved and Jason Bourne was safe. But did he reunite with the woman who helped him?
First chance I had, I googled "last five minutes of The Bourne Identity."
And there it was, on YouTube. Perfect.
And a perfect ending, as shown below.
[Now I'll have to watch the other shows in the series.]
3. Seen while driving--
How many times does waiting for the green light bring a smile to your face?
We were driving down a busy road when stopped by yet another red light. In the turning lane ahead of us, a very yellow pickup truck sported a sign on the tailgate in big dark letters -– Tonka.
My husband and I looked at each other. When did Tonka [so well known for their toys] start making big trucks?
And then we "got" it. The truck owner painted the truck the exact shade of yellow so well known as belonging to those toy trucks, and transferred a big Tonka decal onto the tailgate.
Cute. Had to smile.
And to top it all off, the owner had a yellow rubber duck at the top of the aerial.
It was one of these – I have a picture of four because they're so darn cute.
Double cute. Double smiles.
Thank you, driver. Made our day.
4. We were sitting around talking, husband, son and I. Topic of conversation – Roxie, son's Shih Tzu.
When they take her for a walk, they complain that every time they pay attention to or pet another dog, Roxy growls, sometimes barks. It's like at times they can't take her out in public.
Well what do you think, I said. Take me out, go chat up and pet another woman, I would for sure growl, and bark. I'd probably even take a bite out of someone.
Guys can be so dense sometimes.
Right Roxie?
Cat
Sunday, September 01, 2013
Hell and devils
So, the teens were talking about Hell Night, a night before school starts where I gather all sorts of, well, hellish activities take place.
Speaking of that fiery place, I say hell hath no fury like a woman whose computer has been compromised by devils.
It all started a few days ago when I updated one of my program. I often get the "you need to update X" message. And it usually works fine – the program is updated, life goes on...
The last program I updated came with the usual message – quick installation [recommended] or custom. I chose recommended. Hey I trust these people. But, as there often is, a certain program bundle comes along with it unless you tick the box that you don't want it. The little box appeared for about three seconds. The program began downloading. Whether I wanted them or not, I was getting those.
All was fine, and I almost forgot about the extras, until I clicked my browser and found that an unknown search engine, which I will call Devil Search, was now in charge.
Not only that, but the other two browsers I commonly use were also hijacked by Devil Search.
Now it may be a perfectly innocent search engine, it may work well, it may work better than my other one. But the very fact that I didn't invite Devil Search onto my computer made me slightly angry.
I hope Roxie the dog was closing her ears when I let loose with some unwholesome vocabulary. It wasn't pretty, and I'm glad no one else was around to hear.
Now the wonderful thing about the Internet is that you can go to Google search and ask anything and the answer is there. So I typed in, "waaah-- how do I get rid of Devil Search?"
And the answers were there, dozens of them.
Naturally it wasn't as easy as uninstalling Devil Search, because along with the Devil came about five of his imps. They had interesting names, but I found the easiest way to find them all was to look for anything downloaded on that day and uninstalling it.
Then I had to go to each browser, disable the add-ons that were added, find my preferred page and make it my homepage again.
This took to nearly two evenings, because once devils and imps try to play with my computer, I do not allow any lingering cookie crumbs to litter the chambers. I deleted every last one and then had to put back the ones I needed.
I am grateful for all the people who advise know-nothings like me how to fix what's wrong and get rid of the evil devils. And I learned to always use the custom installation. That way you see a list of devils and imps you can unselect.
With everything fixed, I sat at my computer the next evening prepared to actually do something.
And then Hell Night began. Lightning, thunder, gale force winds, buckets of rain, and THE POWER WENT OUT. I have often heard the words plunged into darkness, and now I know exactly what they mean.
My office was black. And I mean black. Words Roxie had heard the night before, and some she hadn't, fell around her ears.
I waited for the power to come back on – sometimes the outage lasts only a moment. No such luck. How long, I wondered does it take for someone's eyes to get used to the dark. Surely at some point I would see shapes of things so I knew where they were. I moved away from my desk but didn't want to go too far because I COULDN'T SEE WHERE I WAS OR WHERE I WAS GOING.
I started a countdown. 99-98-97-etc. sure that when I reached 0 the lights would magically turn on. It didn't happen. My eyes were not getting used to the dark. I have a flashlight on the desk, but couldn't locate it. I found my dumb phone, but couldn't tell if it was backwards, forwards, up or down, and I couldn't find the on button. I thought about doing another countdown, then realized that's what you do when you're getting anesthetized. Yeah, sure. I'd go to sleep.
I might as well AS THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO.
[It sucks that we're so dependent on power. I want a generator.]
My daughter-in-law came home about fifteen minutes [it seems like hours] later, and we found the flashlight, candles, lanterns.
The Hydro company promised us the power would be restored at 1 AM.
Well, they lied. The power came on at 4 AM, all lights blazing. You'd think we would've had the foresight to turn off the lights before we went to sleep. My husband had to go through the house and turn them all off. He also had to go outside and make sure the septic tank pump was working again.
Sitting in the dark is better than coping with devils of any type.
~
I now have no doubts about the saying "bad things come in threes."
Two days after the power failure I turned on my computer and my monitor grunted, groaned and the screen remained black. I heard the little song that Windows plays when it comes on, but the screen stayed black.
We followed the usual troubleshooting format as outlined in the instruction manual. Nothing happened.
Was this some kind of devil's revenge for having purged my computer of his handiwork? Was this maybe revenge of the divine sort for having used some foul and, let's face it, abusive language?
Well, I believe it was neither. There had been hints and warnings that the monitor was about to take its swan song. The power failure probably clinched it.
So I was without a computer for another day. Another LONG day.
This morning I got another monitor. Bigger than my last, maybe not better, as the price came down hugely, but as the salesman admitted, no electronics are made to last long.
I guess that's why they're all so cheap right now.
Yeah, I know they're obsolete the moment you buy them.
So, I'll have a few more good years with this new one, and find a gentle resting place for the old one that expired.
Thus I end this very long message on a somber note. And live with the hope that they [whoever they are, the bums] who said bad things come in threes were correct.
I can't handle, and neither can Roxie's ears, any more computer-related trauma.
– Cat
Speaking of that fiery place, I say hell hath no fury like a woman whose computer has been compromised by devils.
It all started a few days ago when I updated one of my program. I often get the "you need to update X" message. And it usually works fine – the program is updated, life goes on...
The last program I updated came with the usual message – quick installation [recommended] or custom. I chose recommended. Hey I trust these people. But, as there often is, a certain program bundle comes along with it unless you tick the box that you don't want it. The little box appeared for about three seconds. The program began downloading. Whether I wanted them or not, I was getting those.
All was fine, and I almost forgot about the extras, until I clicked my browser and found that an unknown search engine, which I will call Devil Search, was now in charge.
Not only that, but the other two browsers I commonly use were also hijacked by Devil Search.
Now it may be a perfectly innocent search engine, it may work well, it may work better than my other one. But the very fact that I didn't invite Devil Search onto my computer made me slightly angry.
I hope Roxie the dog was closing her ears when I let loose with some unwholesome vocabulary. It wasn't pretty, and I'm glad no one else was around to hear.
Now the wonderful thing about the Internet is that you can go to Google search and ask anything and the answer is there. So I typed in, "waaah-- how do I get rid of Devil Search?"
And the answers were there, dozens of them.
Naturally it wasn't as easy as uninstalling Devil Search, because along with the Devil came about five of his imps. They had interesting names, but I found the easiest way to find them all was to look for anything downloaded on that day and uninstalling it.
Then I had to go to each browser, disable the add-ons that were added, find my preferred page and make it my homepage again.
This took to nearly two evenings, because once devils and imps try to play with my computer, I do not allow any lingering cookie crumbs to litter the chambers. I deleted every last one and then had to put back the ones I needed.
I am grateful for all the people who advise know-nothings like me how to fix what's wrong and get rid of the evil devils. And I learned to always use the custom installation. That way you see a list of devils and imps you can unselect.
With everything fixed, I sat at my computer the next evening prepared to actually do something.
And then Hell Night began. Lightning, thunder, gale force winds, buckets of rain, and THE POWER WENT OUT. I have often heard the words plunged into darkness, and now I know exactly what they mean.
My office was black. And I mean black. Words Roxie had heard the night before, and some she hadn't, fell around her ears.
I waited for the power to come back on – sometimes the outage lasts only a moment. No such luck. How long, I wondered does it take for someone's eyes to get used to the dark. Surely at some point I would see shapes of things so I knew where they were. I moved away from my desk but didn't want to go too far because I COULDN'T SEE WHERE I WAS OR WHERE I WAS GOING.
I started a countdown. 99-98-97-etc. sure that when I reached 0 the lights would magically turn on. It didn't happen. My eyes were not getting used to the dark. I have a flashlight on the desk, but couldn't locate it. I found my dumb phone, but couldn't tell if it was backwards, forwards, up or down, and I couldn't find the on button. I thought about doing another countdown, then realized that's what you do when you're getting anesthetized. Yeah, sure. I'd go to sleep.
I might as well AS THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO.
[It sucks that we're so dependent on power. I want a generator.]
My daughter-in-law came home about fifteen minutes [it seems like hours] later, and we found the flashlight, candles, lanterns.
The Hydro company promised us the power would be restored at 1 AM.
Well, they lied. The power came on at 4 AM, all lights blazing. You'd think we would've had the foresight to turn off the lights before we went to sleep. My husband had to go through the house and turn them all off. He also had to go outside and make sure the septic tank pump was working again.
Sitting in the dark is better than coping with devils of any type.
~
I now have no doubts about the saying "bad things come in threes."
Two days after the power failure I turned on my computer and my monitor grunted, groaned and the screen remained black. I heard the little song that Windows plays when it comes on, but the screen stayed black.
We followed the usual troubleshooting format as outlined in the instruction manual. Nothing happened.
Was this some kind of devil's revenge for having purged my computer of his handiwork? Was this maybe revenge of the divine sort for having used some foul and, let's face it, abusive language?
Well, I believe it was neither. There had been hints and warnings that the monitor was about to take its swan song. The power failure probably clinched it.
So I was without a computer for another day. Another LONG day.
This morning I got another monitor. Bigger than my last, maybe not better, as the price came down hugely, but as the salesman admitted, no electronics are made to last long.
I guess that's why they're all so cheap right now.
Yeah, I know they're obsolete the moment you buy them.
So, I'll have a few more good years with this new one, and find a gentle resting place for the old one that expired.
Thus I end this very long message on a somber note. And live with the hope that they [whoever they are, the bums] who said bad things come in threes were correct.
I can't handle, and neither can Roxie's ears, any more computer-related trauma.
– Cat
Thursday, August 08, 2013
Musical interlude -- Allan Taylor
Folksinger Allan Taylor was born in Brighton, England, in 1945. His career has spanned 47 years, and has taken him from playing clubs in London, the United States, and Europe, to recording in New York, Los Angeles, and Nashville.
Love his music!
--Cat
Love his music!
--Cat
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